This is a story my sister e-mailed me. It gave me a little laugh and so I thought I'd share.
The other day I went downtown to run a few errands. I went into the local coffee shop for a snack. I was only there for about 5 minutes, and when I came out, there was this cop writing out a parking ticket. I said to him, 'Come on, man, how about giving a retired person a break'? He ignored me and continued writing the ticket. His insensitivity annoyed me, so I called him a 'Nazi.' He glared at me and then wrote out another ticket for having worn tires. So I proceeded to call him a 'doughnut eating Gestapo.' He finished the second ticket and put it on the windshield with the first. Then he wrote a third ticket when I called him a moron in blue. This went on for about 20 minutes. The more I talked back to him the more tickets he wrote. Personally, I didn't really care. I came downtown on the bus, and the car that he was putting the tickets on had one of those bumper stickers that said,
'Obama in '08.' I try to have a little fun each day now that I'm retired. The doctor tells me that it's important for my health.
The other day I went downtown to run a few errands. I went into the local coffee shop for a snack. I was only there for about 5 minutes, and when I came out, there was this cop writing out a parking ticket. I said to him, 'Come on, man, how about giving a retired person a break'? He ignored me and continued writing the ticket. His insensitivity annoyed me, so I called him a 'Nazi.' He glared at me and then wrote out another ticket for having worn tires. So I proceeded to call him a 'doughnut eating Gestapo.' He finished the second ticket and put it on the windshield with the first. Then he wrote a third ticket when I called him a moron in blue. This went on for about 20 minutes. The more I talked back to him the more tickets he wrote. Personally, I didn't really care. I came downtown on the bus, and the car that he was putting the tickets on had one of those bumper stickers that said,
'Obama in '08.' I try to have a little fun each day now that I'm retired. The doctor tells me that it's important for my health.
8 comments:
This is stinkin' hilarious! And thanks, I am feeling better today...even better after reading this!
HA! love it! Sounds like something my brother Brian would do!
oh my gosh! that is hilarious!!!
Oh my heck!! Thank you so much I needed a great laugh :)
CUTE! JUST LIKE YOU!!!
HAHAAHAHAHAHA!!!! That is hilarious. I'm stealing it and sending it to everyone at my office. They will love it.
So, I just checked your blog, and I work with Lisa. Until I saw her comment I was like "Hey, I got that email today too!" :P Hilarious. hahahaha.
Oh, I love it. :D I would get a "Not my president" bumper sticker but he isn't worthy of any kind of representation on my car. *gag*
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